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Suave

$33.00
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Who do you think of when you think of Suave? Surely someone cool, collected, and smooth. Maybe they even play jazz. That's how you'll feel when you put this Mauve Tie on; you might as well become the smoothest man alive, Isaiah Amir Mustafa. You know, The Man Your Man Could Smell Like from the Old Spice commercials.

 

The way he looks when he drapes that sweater over his neck is the same way you'll feel when you put the Suave Tough Tie on. You'll be as smooth as he looks riding a horse at sunset on the beach in nothing but a towel. You might as well be jamming on the saxophone, tapping your foot along to that sweet, warm jazz.


Look at your Mauve tie, now back at your phone, now back at your tie, now back at your phone. Sadly, it isn't a Tough Tie. But it can be. This Suave Tie includes an Iron-Lock Stitch so that even your most penetrating rift won't unravel the weaves of your sweet jazzy tie. It's also built to be Liquid and Stain Repellent so you can wipe away all the tears of the women you don't have time to be with. Let your dreams become reality, you smooth criminal. Anything is possible with a Tough Tie. I'm on a horse.

 

Suave - Mauve Tie - Tough Apparel


        Why we made this

        The world needed a machine washable tie that could withstand anything life dished out. So we made one. Shark Tank approved, Tough Mudder survived, Baby-proof and baby safe.

        Liquid & Stain Repellent

        • Repels mood-killing stains

        Machine Washable

        • No Annoying dry cleaning

        Screen Cleaning Tip

        • Clean your devices like a man

        Snag-Proof Fabric

        • Stay put together

        Iron-Lock Stitching

        • Stronger than your G-Pa in his heyday
        Sizing

        2.5" Slim/Skinny Tie

        • About 58" Length
        • Standard adult size that fits those awkward 10-12 year olds all the way up to wise old men

        3.25" Standard Tie

        • 62" Length (Extra Long Tie)
        • Fits the beefy 13-14 year olds and all the way up to sturdy old men
        Care Instructions

        Materials:

        • Proprietary poly blend materials
        • OEKO-TEX certified

        Care:

        • Machine wash in garment bag with like colors

        • Hang dry

        • Steam if wrinkles persist

        • No dry cleaning

        • Don't use softeners or bleach