Burgunator - Tough Tie
Burgunator - Tough Tie
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Burgunator

$33.00
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Our Ron Burgundy Tie (The Burgunator) immediately increases manliness by 79% when worn. How? you might ask. Well, that part doesn't really matter. All that matters is that this beautiful burgundy necktie covered in the silhouette of elegant flowers will make your mustache grow faster and your grip strength increase. Did we mention it has 5 times the stitching of a normal tie and a built in microfiber cleaning cloth for phone and glasses? It doesn't get manlier than that. Available as a manly standard width tie (3.25") or a muscular slim/skinny tie (2.5"). 


Ron Burgundy Red Floral Tie with White Flowers - Burgunator
    Why we made this

    The world needed a machine washable tie that could withstand anything life dished out. So we made one. Shark Tank approved, Tough Mudder survived, Baby-proof and baby safe.

    Liquid & Stain Repellent

    • Repels mood-killing stains

    Machine Washable

    • No Annoying dry cleaning

    Screen Cleaning Tip

    • Clean your devices like a man

    Snag-Proof Fabric

    • Stay put together

    Iron-Lock Stitching

    • Stronger than your G-Pa in his heyday
    Sizing

    2.5" Slim/Skinny Tie

    • About 58" Length
    • Standard adult size that fits those awkward 10-12 year olds all the way up to wise old men

    3.25" Standard Tie

    • 62" Length (Extra Long Tie)
    • Fits the beefy 13-14 year olds and all the way up to sturdy old men
    Care Instructions

    Materials:

    • Proprietary poly blend materials
    • OEKO-TEX certified

    Care:

    • Machine wash in garment bag with like colors

    • Hang dry

    • Steam if wrinkles persist

    • No dry cleaning

    • Don't use softeners or bleach
    Size

    Product information

    90 Day No-Questions-Asked Exchange & Return

    EXCHANGES*

    If for any reason you don’t like the size, fit, color, or really anything about the product, let us know and we will get it exchanged. We will cover all shipping expenses via digital pre-paid shipping label the customer will print. After 90 days, all sales are final.

    RETURNS *

    If you need to return any part of your order, we will offer a refund for the product(s), minus a flat $7 processing/restock fee. We will cover return shipping expenses via digital pre-paid shipping label the customer will print. After 90 days, all sales are final.

    1 YEAR DEFECT WARRANTY

    If your product falls under our 1 Year Defect Warranty, we will happily replace or exchange it for you.

    *Products marketed or sold as Last Chance, Final Sale, Gift Cards, etc., are not eligible for Returns and Exchanges. 

    See Full Policy Here: Exchanges & Returns

    HASSLE FREE

    90 DAY GUARANTEE

    Yep, you got 90 freakin' days to try out the goods. Day 89? Exchange or return it. We got you.

    Shark Tank Ties

    Tough Ties conquered Shark Tank. Just imagine what they can help you conquer.
    Wedding? Check. Work? Check. Mission? Check.

    You name it, they'll help you do it in Style.

    Liquid & Stain Repellent Ties

    Made with advanced OEKO-TEX certified fabric technology, Tough Ties are 100% water resistant and spill-proof, making spills roll off the surface like they never even happened. 

    No more awkward stain moments during lunch meetings or dinner dates. 

    With Tough Ties, you'll be the master of stain-free style.

    SPILL YOUR DRINK, NOT YOUR STYLE

    WEAR WASH REPEAT

    Machine Washable

    Tough Ties are 100% machine washable (the only truly machine-washable tie).

    Just toss it in the washing machine, let it dry, and wear it again. 

    Simple as that.

    Wrinkle and Snag Resistant

    5X Stronger Than a Normal Tie

    Tough Ties use an IRON-LOCK stitch with over 5X the stitching of a normal tie. 

    These bad boys are built to help you withstand anything, from battling villains to tackling everyday chaos without the need to change. Live life intentionally.

    Break up with Smudges

    Screen Cleaning Tip

    Let's be real… 

    You've been unsuccessfully trying to kill smudges with your tie for years.

    Well, the struggle ends here!

    With built-in microfiber tipping, Tough Ties double as a screen cleaner for your glasses phone or watch. Say goodbye to smudges and hello to clean, smudge-free style!